Saturday, April 01, 2006

The Wisdom of Henry #94

God said, "Thou shalt not kill!!!!!!" Ok, so possibly he did not use quite that many exclamation points. The documentation is pretty well silent on the subject of punctuation.

"But Lord," complains some devout follower guy, "My neighbour says you are an obnoxious prick."

"Kill the bastard!" says God, after careful consideration, "Kill his family. Kill his ass. Oh, and bring some young boys so that my priests may party like it's 0099."

"You are indeed wise, and compassionate, oh Lord."


Blogger Marie said...

Not sure if this is to the point, but, the commandment is, "You shall not murder." We are actually told it is ok kill in certain cases. Like in self-defense or in the defense of others.

4:48 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

I see.

Well at least everything else I write here is 100% accurate. :)

Monkey fat makes an excellent salve, and is also good on toast. The meat is tender, and tastes like chocolate.

7:16 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Don't stop now you know I rely on you to re-arrange all of my brain patterns. When you enter the gate, there will be three gorgeous naked angels and they'll say: "Mmmmmm....Ben....."

7:45 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Damn, wish I'd written that.

10:36 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Transport it to you know the damn good blog that we won't name.
Maybe Whedon will visit you and scream: 'You plagiariazer You' but he won't Sue you because you're a Damn Good man!

11:57 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Yes, that should work.

7:02 am  

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