Wednesday, March 29, 2006

The Wisdom of Henry #92

The Law of Constricted Space: An unrestrained and unsupervised baby/toddler will, in the shortest possible time, find the most dangerous object in a given space, and begin interracting with it in whatever manner will lead most directly to disaster.

8 Comments:

Blogger SquareGirl said...

Usually, Henry's wisdom is quite profound and useful, but this is wisdom that I could've dispensed myself.

Oh, but thank you anyway.

12:07 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Ok, but Henry was the first to apply it to bomb disposal.

1:02 pm  
Blogger carouselle10 said...

The only reason God put children on earth is make their parents look like complete idiots and they sure are good at their jobs.

2:41 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Blaming some god person for your own mistakes? :)

2:53 pm  
Blogger corpus said...

huh?

3:39 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

yeah, what's up with that? I swear I haven't had a moment of unneuroticism since.

6:36 pm  
Blogger Jay said...

My husband will do this too.

8:04 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

lorraine:
Apparently it promotes survival. Or something. I don't know.

Miss Jay:
Isn't it amazing how much men and babies/toddlers have in common, quite apart from the breast fixation.

8:16 pm  

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