Friday, March 17, 2006

The Wisdom of Henry #85

I've been called a fool, and that's ok, because, well, who's the bigger idiot - the idiot, or the idiot sayer who thinks the idiot is an idiot even though she, or possibly he, I'm not too sure.. even though they do that thing, and anyway, the world is round, you know. Which just goes to show that it takes one to know one.

Actually I'm pretty sure George Bush is the bigger idiot. And Little Johnny Howard. Possibly that guy... what's his name... Darl McBride. Yes, he'd be the one.

8 Comments:

Blogger Lorraine said...

idiot sayer gets my vote, but not Bush, never I'm not American,
Henry gets my vote and I can be Canadian.

8:10 pm  
Blogger SquareGirl said...

I'd say your a genius, but then again I'm an idiot so you can take that for what it is worth...also, some salt.

7:55 am  
Blogger Ben said...

lorraine:
Don't vote, it is bad for your karma.

squaregirl:
I teach at idiot school. Then this graduate guy who became an actor announced to the world that I am gay. Now all sorts of wacky things are happening to me.... but wait, that was a really bad movie starring that guy from A Fish Called Wanda. Now there was a funny movie.

4:27 pm  
Blogger SquareGirl said...

hahahaha! that is why i come here...for a good laugh and you rarely dissappoint...always knew you were actually a gay fish who attracts idiots! Do I sound like a "lurker" (I think that term is ridiculous, by the way) if I say I simply adore Henry right now?? I do...Don't tell, but SG has a little crush on Henry. Not Ben, as SG realizes that Ben is married and respects the whole marriage institute and such...plus SG is made-up so she feels no guilt whatsoever having a crush on the madeup Henry. Oh dear...I realize that I am beginning to sound like a crazy internet lurker. troll, fan, whatever...I will just go ahead and shut up now.

6:16 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Since I aim to disappoint what you're really saying is that I've failed again. Sob.

But don't fret - you're no more crazed than anyone else around here.... That's actually rather disconcerting. I am almost entirely without concert, right now.

Anyway, isn't a lurker a kind of fish?

6:45 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Ben and Henry aren't Gay, I have proof, he says so in his Q&A!!!
I didn't vote last election, am I a little redeemed now even with my Windows XP?

8:06 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

I hereby pronounce you fifty-three percent redeemed.

10:25 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

ok, well here's the 47...I found a photo of Henry!
Girls check my photo blog and the not tooshabby stuff one if you feel like reading about how damn good ben is and stuff, in 2 official languages. Man, selling you is hard work, but you're fucking worth it, oops strike that you're adequately worth it.

12:34 am  

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