Thursday, March 16, 2006

The Wisdom of Henry #84

In desperation I called into the night, "Save me from this darkness, oh Lord!" But God was at the dentist. I left a message on his machine, and also sent a fax.

Deities are bastards when it comes to returning calls.


Blogger corpus said...

Hey, just read your comment on my post. Don't leave for good. I give you full permission to take a break and well, that's it. Back to the ol' grind.

12:47 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Sending a fax is soooo passé. He probably contacted you, but you know with the mouth all frozen you probably thought he was A Potato Mouth Evil Doer!

1:20 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're gonna get struck by lightening, I just know it!

3:58 am  
Blogger K said...

Ha. First time I'm reading but I laughed aloud.

5:05 am  
Blogger Ben said...

I am grinding as we speak.

Jus the fax maam.

Henry's been hit by worse.

Thanks :)

7:33 am  

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