Monday, March 06, 2006

The Wisdom of Henry #76

The Internet is a special place, where everybody is beautiful and witty and polite, and nobody ever has to pee. You don't really need a computer to get on the internet - the government just wants you to think you need a computer, because of their evil secret agenda.

7 Comments:

Blogger carouselle10 said...

I beg to differ. I have to pee quite frequently due to the water pills I take to avoid blowing up like a blow-up thingy.

3:24 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

It doesn't matter what you think because I am so fuc.... Sorry, wrong blog... Let me start again.

Naturally your milage may differ. If your milage does in fact differ I recommend two hours under the special undiffering rays of the de-mile-atron, which will soon sort that out.

3:29 pm  
Blogger carouselle10 said...

Wow you are So damn good! The hell with doctors all they are is removalists anyway. :-P

8:40 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

ahhhh that's so sweet, thanks :)
even though, yeah, my milage differs too

10:11 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Carouselle:
Yes, damn those evil removalist doctors.

Lorraine:
Off to the de-mile-atron with you.

8:13 am  
Blogger The Brothers Of The Sacred Mantis said...

Finally! Another REAL Superhero! Keep the Faith mate.
Davedave ( Superhero )

5:47 am  
Blogger Ben said...

Thanks Davedave. My faith keeping powers know no bounds.

9:15 am  

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