Friday, March 10, 2006

Henry Incensed - Alternative Ending #2

..."Ha!" As though the evil fiend does not recognize me. Such foolishness, to think that she can fool Henry the Adequate, superhero. "I am Henry the Adequate, superhero!"

"Riiiight," she says, with a note of slightly extreme skepticism in her voice, "And I am Xena, Warrior of Incense!"

Finally, a worthy adversary. "I will crush you Xena, Warrior of Incense, and then I will find your masters, the Mystickal Incense Lords, and put and end to their evil plans for world domination!"

A look of surprise appears unexpectedly on her not-too-shabby features. "But I am also an enemy of the Mystickal Incense Lords."

"Oh," I converse skillfully in order to give myself time for my magnificent super-intellectulized brain to process whatever it was she just said... "So, evil Incense Lord minion, shall be fight?"

"I," she explains slowly, as though she were speaking with a complete moron, "am an enemy of the Mystickal Incense Lords."

"Oh... well... I am pleased to meet you, Xena, Warrior of Incense." I decide it must be time to turn on my suavitude powers.

"We already met. It's me, Stephanie. I gave you the stick of incense as a clue." I am beginning to suspect that we have met someplace before - perhaps even recently. Maybe I should use my super powers of investigation to solve this mystery. Yes, that sounds like a good idea.

"Have we met someplace before?" I enquire cleverly. It suddenly occurs to me that her name is probably Stephanie. That name sounds strangely familiar.

"You are a fool, Henry the Adequate."

"And you are an evil witch she devil. "

Then we are kissing passionately, followed by some noisy bonking, and if you are not into explicit porn then I suggest you stop reading right about here... For the rest of you, here are the extremely pornographic details...

"Oh, Henry!"

"Oh Stephanie!"

"Oh Henry!"

"Oh Stephanie!"

Oh Henry, Oh Stephanie, Oh Henry, Oh Stephanie, Oh Henry, Oh Stephanie...

"Pass the cigarettes."


"Got a light?"

"Are you kidding?" Does Henry the Adequate have a light? Surely she jests.

"Shit, you've set fire to the building!"

Um... We get the hell out of there. In hindsight it might have been a good idea to take our clothes.


Anonymous MsShad said...

You were right to warn us of the porn - I wish I'd paid attention. It was too much for my virgin eyes.

2:34 pm  
Blogger carouselle10 said...

Oh Henry. What does that witch have that I don't have?

2:56 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Henry pumped ms Bees Knees and boinked Ms Stephanie...that's very adequate, keep up the good work!!!

7:31 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

oh and Caroussel, I forgot to mention that once Nurse feel good almost bathed Henry! not to make you jealous or anything

9:05 pm  
Blogger carouselle10 said...

I am now beyond consolation. Please don't even bother to commiserate, as I am beyond consolation as I already said once, but it sounded so good, I thought I'd retype it again. Thank you, dear Lorraine, for driving the knife even further into my already bleeding heart.

11:38 pm  
Blogger carouselle10 said...

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11:39 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

non, non you musn't Carou, I say in chock "He may use you for an even more intimate act."
Whisper: "clipping his toenails"

12:23 am  
Blogger carouselle10 said...

sacre bleu non non

7:06 am  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Oh Henry, you're missing out!

6:21 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

I do what I can :)

I do who I can :) Sorry, I mean Henry does. Who he can. And stuff.


8:38 am  
Anonymous Bill said...

4:10 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Hi Bill. Thanks for sharing.

7:32 am  

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