Tuesday, February 28, 2006

The Wisdom of Henry #72

Don't wait for the world to deliver your dreams - ask for pickup when you order. It's cheaper that way. Also, extra olives.

11 Comments:

Blogger carouselle10 said...

I always pick-up. I'm too cheap to pay a tip. You must be feeling better, you're talking pizza again.

9:09 am  
Blogger Ben said...

You have to tip the pizza guy? Amazing.

No, I am feeling worse. Just going to lie down here and die for a little while.

9:23 am  
Blogger corpus said...

Black or green olives?

12:31 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Either. Or both.

12:47 pm  
Blogger corpus said...

I'm more of the green olives type. I wonder what that says about my character?

1:59 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

I prefer extra cheese, but not good for the mucus when you're sick ;)
sorry you're dying a little, add some rhum to your lemon, honey concoction...it'll make you sweat it out. Or do what you're so fucking good at, oops, sorry wrong blog!

8:18 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

isis:
Somewhere there is a psych major (morons - Sorry, just couldn't help myself) doing a paper on the correlation between olive preference and personality traits - of this I am certain.

Lorrraine:
:) Yes, remember this one is a family blog. You can't say "fuck" here. Oops, I just said "fuck". Oh fuck.

9:21 pm  
Anonymous Brenza said...

You can't die on us Ben, we need you to write Henry.. Eat some garlic, that will keep them germs away, plus everyone else too! hehe

1:51 am  
Blogger Ben said...

Oh I am all garliced up. Nobody will come within a hundred yards of me now.

7:37 am  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Not good for the love...Although I'm sure you know all about 'the little death' ;)
For the Mrs.: I hear peanut butter on a banana cures the garlicky breath. You can just throw it at him, peanut butter side up!

1:58 am  
Anonymous keith said...

Peanut Butter on a bannana??? That might cure more than bad breath...

11:43 am  

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