Monday, February 27, 2006

The Wisdom of Henry #70

How to tell if your computer is broken:

This method works every time. First, find a very tall building. Throw your PC from the top of the building, and observe the result. If the computer appears to remain intact, then it was indeed broken. If, however, it shatters into a million pieces then you have proof positive that it was in perfect working order.

This is a secret method previously known only to true computer gurus, such as myself, and the witchfinder general.

Now, and this is the most important bit, you must immediately click here:
TFS 100 TopBlogs

12 Comments:

Blogger Laura said...

I don't get that rating site at all. If you have a high rating 9.8 why are you ranked third?

Do they intentionally make these things confusing, just for me? Well, I'm flattered, sort of.

I voted for Henry. You too Ben.

8:03 am  
Blogger Ben said...

Hi Laura. I think it is ordered by incoming hits, not rating. Thanks for the vote :)

8:06 am  
Blogger carouselle10 said...

Ben you are becoming a cheesy click whore. BTW we have no tall buildings where I come from. Now what do I do?

9:38 am  
Blogger Ben said...

I have no shame. Actually I do have some, but I left it in my other pants.

"...we have no tall buildings where I come from. Now what do I do?" You will have to send it to a testing center in some major city. Or you could just take an axe to it.

9:46 am  
Blogger SquareGirl said...

well, apparently my computer was indeed in perfect working order. Thanks for helping out though, per usual. I may not be able to check in on henry so much for a while however, since I will be relying on friends and families computers for a while...

3:20 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Henry does what he can to help the poor and downtrodden. If you are not downtrodden and poor Henry will gladly tread on you and take all of your money so that he can then help you. That's called dedication.

3:39 pm  
Blogger SquareGirl said...

I'd say...it's why I admire Henry so damn much. I can only wish to be so helpful.

3:54 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

It takes whole minutes of practice to be that helpful.

4:44 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Can you throw it at an ex-lover?

8:43 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

That would be acceptable. Particularly if they have a hard head.

10:09 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Oh he's got a hard head, but that's ok, but he's a techie...always fixed other's digital needs ahead of mine

10:50 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

typical bloody techie.

8:43 am  

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