Friday, February 10, 2006

The Wisdom of Henry #52

Putting rude words and pictures on your webiste website can get you lots more hits, but that would be a serious violation of artistic integrity.

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Anonymous T said...

Webiste: The Beast that lives in the intricate threads of the web, be very very careful! The webiste takes offense to rude words and pictures and will hit you continuously over the head with his beasty club guaranteeing advertisement on those pesty engines that search out webiste insulters. You'll find yourself at the top of the webiste insulter list, vulnerable, out there....waiting in the dark for more webistes to come and hit you over and over.

7:44 am  
Blogger Ben said...

lol brilliant. An at the same time rather frightening.

Naturally I did a google search on webiste but this is such a shadowy and secretive group that none of the 1,390,000 hits gave a description of their true function, as you have done here. Boy did that take some reading.

8:01 am  
Anonymous T said...

Yes but you've stepped right into their lair where secretness and security is high!
Just as there is a Gaggle of Geese....well now you know...there's Google of Webistes!

Henry is at the top of their list....I hope his fire hose is full!

8:35 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

google of webistes LOL

8:59 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

me too.....

9:00 am  
Blogger Ben said...

I am just going to go hide in this wardrobe now.

11:24 am  
Blogger carouselle10 said...

Now that's what I call damn good advertising. I bet you get at least 15-20 hits with it. I think I'll try that on my webiste!

4:18 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

15-20 hits. Wow. That's more than I get in a whole year.

7:30 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

OOps I think I got the wrong blog. I was looking for Henry the adequate!!!! Henryyyyyyyyyyyyy
destroy the webistes

8:02 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

PS I fixed the original post. Still think webiste had a good ring to it though.

8:02 pm  
Anonymous T said...

Awwwwwwwwww I'm disappointed, you've given in to PC...have not rolled with the coulda been a contender!!
Oh well there will be other typo's....sigh.


8:07 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

b, bu but that was the part I liked, I moan in a moaning sorta way (Henryish parabole)

10:03 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Sorry folks.
Perhaps I can make it up to you by having the evil webiste as Henry's next arch-enemy.

11:57 am  

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