Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Henry and the Awkward Phone Call

"Hello, this is Henry the Adequate, superhero!"

"Henry, this is Ted."

"Ted?"

"Ted the Competent."

"Right. Hi Ted. How's things?"

"Not so good. I've been arrested. Can you bring five hundred for bail?"

"Uh..."

4 Comments:

Blogger Lorraine said...

Make his day, bring him a box of chocolate instead, Happy VD :)

11:22 pm  
Blogger carouselle10 said...

Henry is thinking "Right,if it gets me a pizza with 500 toppings."

1:46 am  
Blogger SquareGirl said...

500 what? For someone who is supposed to be "competent", Ted isn't veryy specific.

7:45 am  
Blogger Ben said...

Lorraine:
You're never happy if you have VD :)

carouselle:
Henry is thinking superheroic thoughts about really important things, no doubt about it.

squaregirl:
Where I come from bail is always paid in beers, delivered by giant mutant kangaroos specially bred for the task. Also, Ted is probably a bit flustered after being accused of squashing that woman's cat, and setting fire to the neighbourhood. Ted is a very competent accountant, but not much of an arsonist.

8:02 am  

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