Sunday, January 29, 2006

The Wisdom of Henry #41

Winmodems are not modems.

Also, oral sex is not sex, apparently. I think somebody needs lessons, because if oral sex is not sex you are doing it wrong.

7 Comments:

Blogger Lorraine said...

Wow you are masterful...Last post, I was really going to ask if we were about to read more superstar stuff...and there you are: oral and all :)

4:30 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Oops.

7:35 pm  
Blogger corpus said...

Um okay. Have you been watching too many "How to" info-mercials? Go practice on your wife or something. But the blow up doll down.

And what exactly are Winmodems?

9:33 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

It's not really important. :)

11:23 pm  
Anonymous Miss Ann Thrope said...

Sadly, my niece told me this the other day. apparently teenagers believe this to be true.

I wonder if it's fallout from Bill Clinton?

I reminded her that the word "sex" in oral sex sorta implies...um, sex.

She didn't get it.

Frigging walking STD.

12:49 am  
Blogger Ben said...

Also, how can it possibly feel that good and not be sex?

6:31 am  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Ben, that's a little too wise for Wisdom of Henry #41...how about some superstar stuff instead :)

10:38 pm  

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