Monday, January 23, 2006

The Wisdom of Henry #36

Every time a child says "I don't believe in fairies" a fairy dies. Fairies are now an endangered species, and should be protected at any cost. All children must be fitted with my patented Tongue Clamps immediately!

6 Comments:

Blogger SquareGirl said...

Why only children? I am sure many children could benefit from your patented tongue clamps as well...

4:28 pm  
Blogger SquareGirl said...

Er, grownups...I meant I am sure many grownups could benefit from your clamps as well...

4:47 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol Er'ing w/ a grrrr'ing

4:50 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Hmmm. Squaregirl is indeed wise.

5:45 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

I'd like to see you try putting a patented tongue clamp on my 18-year old son...

9:27 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Well that's the beauty of patents, or course. I don't have to do any of the messy stuff like manufacturing, sales, support, and all that crap. Just get paid.

9:44 pm  

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