Friday, January 20, 2006

The Wisdom of Henry #33

God is truth. Truth is stranger than fiction.

Therefore God is stranger than fiction. You should never talk to strangers.

Therefore you should never talk to God. Talk is cheap.

Therefore God is cheap. Which is what his mother-in-law has been saying all along.

Trust me, I'm a superhero.

6 Comments:

Blogger corpus said...

So um what's up with all this god bashing stuff?
Don't blame the cross Hen-blame yo'self.

Sinner.

10:56 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

and God loves you, this I know

11:12 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

and what's with this mother-in-law stuff...yours giving you trouble lately :)

11:13 pm  
Blogger Kunstem√¶cker said...

damn mother in laws.

11:48 pm  
Anonymous T said...

In some odd way it seems God is Mother in Law....shivvvvver....

3:59 am  
Blogger Ben said...

Isis:
Nothing. God's just an easy target, you know, being everywhere and all that. I like easy targets, because I am lazy.

Lorraine:
No comment :)

kunstemaecker:
Welcome. Yes, damn mother in laws, except my mum, who is really good and also happens to be a mother in law.

t:
I'll see your shivvvver and raise you a shudder.

8:58 am  

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