Tuesday, December 13, 2005

The Wisdom of Henry #8

A fool and his Mummy are soon parted. Do you know where your mummy is?

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Still great stuff, hadn't checked in for a bit, be back soon! Timbo52

8:32 am  
Blogger corpus said...

nope. Care to help me find her?

11:20 am  
Blogger Ben said...

Thanks Timbo52.

Isis: I can see the story now. "Henry and the Mother of Isis"

I will search these unfriendly streets for the mother of Isis, and will not rest until I have found her, though weariness and hunger assault my seekingness at every turn, though evil supervillains ravage the city around me, though my feet get really sore...

Hey look, a shiny thing.

11:31 am  
Blogger Lorraine said...

LOL...Love it!

Henry and the Mother of Isis...sounds kinda Indiana Jonish, but much, much funnier :)

6:55 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

"Have you seen the mother of Isis," I elucidate most undrunkly.

"What?"

"The mother of Ishish."

"You're drunk."

"I am not drunk. I am following a very important lead, which happened to lead into this rather comfy bar. Neither rain, nor sleet, nor pub..." Then I notice that I am suddenly lying face down in a pool of my own vomit. "What were we talking about?.."

11:24 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

...don't stop :)

1:51 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ben... We should make babies.
-some random guy

9:45 am  
Blogger Ben said...

"some random guy" wants to make babies with me, also a guy. This is probably not going to work.

Also, thanks but no thanks.

10:55 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Biologically impossible some random guy ...I suspect that it wouldn't be fun either.
Nurse Feelgood

7:09 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

I'm inclined to agree with you. Actually I'm inclined to 25 degrees to the left, because that's what happens after I've had a few drinks.

7:21 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

I leaned towards the right, my house is crooked...it's hell on yoga :)

8:21 pm  

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