Saturday, December 10, 2005

The Wisdom of Henry #5

Revenge is a dish that is best served cold, whereas pizza is a dish that is best served hot. Pizza is better that revenge, because of the cheese.

9 Comments:

Blogger Christina Writes 1 said...

Oh, Ben, if course I know you were kidding about the woody Canadians! But it was a great example of how Canada gets verbal beat-downs regularly! No worries, mate! Say...I read someplace that Aussies were starting to replace the use of "mate" with "dude" (like USians). Is that true or a dirty, stinkin' lie?

8:47 am  
Blogger Ben said...

You know the only people I know of who put down Canadians are Americans and I'm afraid they have very little credibility outside of their tiny little world.

Australians make fun of everybody, but especially themselves.

Sadly you are correct, dude. Australian slang is gradually being replaced with those horrible American words. And it's a bloody shame. Stone the crows! Crikey.

7:59 pm  
Blogger Christina Writes 1 said...

Bummer. "Mate" is so much cooler because it implies friendship and friendship. "Dude" implies smoking marijuana. Say...I may quote that first paragraph in your comment for a new essay on how small-minded USians are (I live here so I should know). Your identity, of course, will be strictly protected.

12:17 am  
Blogger Christina Writes 1 said...

friendship and CONNECTION...not friendship squared. sigh...

12:18 am  
Blogger Lorraine said...

I had pizza for breakfast mate :)

2:35 am  
Blogger Ben said...

"Mate" is still widely use, but so is "dude" unfortunately. There is a trend of at least twenty years, possibly more, toward replacing Australian slang with American. I blame television.

Another thing that pisses me off is that the vast majority of our bands - well the published ones at least - sing with an american accent. Bloody idiots.

This is not to say that I hate yanks. Just don't want to become one, or a pale imitation of one, is all.

6:50 am  
Blogger Ben said...

Oh, and quote away.

Did I say something so controversial that you need to protect my identity?

6:52 am  
Blogger Christina Writes 1 said...

Nah...you didn't say anything controversial that your identity needs protection--just common courtesy (and a little bit of a joke since I have little idea who you are). :D

And as far as yanks go, there is such a wide cultural variety in the US that that it would be impossible to imitate the nation. But the "moral majority" that has gripped the country in an icy fist is so reprehensible that, yes, one should avoid even a pale imitation of it at all costs. Nonconsumeristic liberals like myself are...tolerated...which is why I want to move to Canada!

10:45 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

I am a born skeptic and cynic. Politics leaves me cold. I distrust groups.

11:10 pm  

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