Sunday, December 04, 2005

The Wisdom of Henry #1

Owning a flamethrower means never having to say you're sorry.
Love means never having to wear a condom.
Faith means never having to think for yourself.
Being a superhero means never having skidmarks on your underwear.
Being insane means never having to say "Help my brain is itchy", but you can if you want to.

5 Comments:

Blogger corpus said...

those are true words of wisdom. give me a minute and I will come up w. some good ones as well.

4:28 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

It'd have to be pretty deep skids to get to his underwear, but Hay, I mean, but Hey, he's a super hero.
L.

7:52 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Your minute is up. Speak now or forever, um, speak some other time.

8:08 pm  
Blogger corpus said...

There's one that goes:

The tallest blad of grass is the first to get cut.

Of course I said it completely wrong (it was supposed to be used in a postitive manner, but not. whatever. I don't know anything.)

8:59 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Yes I think I've heard that one.

10:21 pm  

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