Sunday, December 04, 2005

The Wisdom of Henry #1

Owning a flamethrower means never having to say you're sorry.
Love means never having to wear a condom.
Faith means never having to think for yourself.
Being a superhero means never having skidmarks on your underwear.
Being insane means never having to say "Help my brain is itchy", but you can if you want to.


Blogger corpus said...

those are true words of wisdom. give me a minute and I will come up w. some good ones as well.

4:28 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

It'd have to be pretty deep skids to get to his underwear, but Hay, I mean, but Hey, he's a super hero.

7:52 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Your minute is up. Speak now or forever, um, speak some other time.

8:08 pm  
Blogger corpus said...

There's one that goes:

The tallest blad of grass is the first to get cut.

Of course I said it completely wrong (it was supposed to be used in a postitive manner, but not. whatever. I don't know anything.)

8:59 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Yes I think I've heard that one.

10:21 pm  

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