Friday, December 09, 2005

Henry Meets a Ghost

My name is Henry the Adequate, and I am a superhero.

I am shocked. I am stunned. I am speechless...



See what I mean? But I am over my speechlessness now. "Umbrello!"

"Do I know you?" My old enemy is dressed in a bright blue superhero costume, and without his trademark umbrella-thopter. Maybe it is being repaired someplace.

"Perhaps not, but I know you, fiend!" How apt that I should come upon an old arch-foe with the gateway to my home in sight. Well I defeated him once, and I will do so again, for I am Henry the Adequate, superhero, and nothing can stand between me and my objective now.

"Then you know that I am Umbrello the great, and that I will stop at nought until the Chaos Lords are destroyed!" he announces proudly at almost the same moment as my flamethrower roars to life, incinerating him instantly.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me know if Henry needs another sponge bath,
Nurse Feelgood

11:45 pm  
Blogger JoeC said...

Atomic Boy says, a good villian is a dead one... horaah for the super H.


12:50 am  
Blogger allerleirauh said...

Perhaps there should be some sort of safety on the flamethrower so it gives Henry a bit more time to think before he incinerates...

2:06 am  
Blogger Ben said...

Nurse Feelgod: Henry has decided that bathing is for mere mortals.

Joec: Yes, evil is bad.

allerleirauh: Possibly, but that would not be nearly as much fun.

6:09 am  

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