Thursday, November 17, 2005

Questions?

Questions about Henry can be asked here. Acceptable questions can include such things as "Who is Henry?", "Where is Henry?", "Why does he wear his underwear on the outside?", "What does Henry look like?", "Where can I send cash?" and "Damn you're handsome, can I have your autograph?".

Marriage proposals are right out, especially if they're from guys.

Questions asked here will (probably) not be answered here. Instead I will eventually compile a Henry FAQ - a massive misnomer since it will not consist of the most frequently asked questions at all, but will instead contain a whole heap of stuff I made up myself (such as the questions above) and possibly one or two of yours. That's assuming I get one or two questions. Or any.

Henry did not write this.

19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do you persist with this blasphemy when you know that the lord God almighty will surely strike you down for it?

11:06 am  
Blogger corpus said...

What DOES Henry look like? Do you like comic books? Do you believe in jebuz?

11:34 am  
Blogger Ben said...

All good questions. Thanks.

12:00 pm  
Blogger corpus said...

You should answer my questions....pleeeease? ;)

12:53 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Ok, well, I did say in the post that questions would not be answered here but in a seperate article....

However -
What does Henry Look like?
Look at my post called "Henry Lives". There's a comic strip with a picture of Henry. He doesn't look much like that at all. I don't know what henry looks like. Please send suggestions. Hell if you're artistically inclined please send drawings of what you think Henry looks like.

Jebuz?
What is a Jebuz. If you can define for me exactly what you think a Jebuz would be then I may be able to answer that question.

1:10 pm  
Blogger corpus said...

Jebuz was the name Homer Simpson [you know- the TV show the Simpsons?] Well that's what Homer called Jesus-Jebuz. Haha it's supposed to be funny. Unless you are a religious fanatic and then it is not.

1:20 pm  
Blogger corpus said...

I am slightly artisiticly gifted. However I suck at sending pictures over the web. I am computer-html retarded

1:21 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Jebuz: I guess I must have missed that episode. Thought for a second you were referring to Ms Bees Knees, since, you know, the 'buz' part. That's really thin isn't it.

You could post a picture at your wonderful weblog (Did you like the nice plug), however then you'd be contaminated with Henry, which is remarkably difficult to remove. Or I could give you an email address to send it to. Or you could decide that it all sounds too difficult and forget the whole thing.

1:29 pm  
Blogger corpus said...

Spanks for the sweet plug. I'd like to send ya it...I just have no clue how to post all that crap. Seems a bit too tedious, you know whatamean?

Besides that, I am trying to find the will to live. I have to be here at work until tomorrow @7am.

Ah yes, baby steps....

1:47 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Yeah no problem.
Sick and working until 7am. That's nasty bad and awful.

2:10 pm  
Blogger corpus said...

I'll be okay. But I appreciate the whole hearted sympathy!

2:19 pm  
Blogger corpus said...

Oh but I have finally been given enough strength to post something on my blog.

Another question:

What types of special powers does our super-hero have?

3:27 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

special powers:
Now that's a good question. Excellent. I've been deliberately vague about that. I will have to put this one in the FAQ, but don't know what I'll say in response. So, leave it with me.

3:37 pm  
Blogger corpus said...

Hey! He's gotta have special powers!

Can you at least tell me what he looks like?

(& please don't say, 'uh, like me!') ;)

3:50 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Yes he certainly has special powers, but which are real and which are imaginary? In case you haven't noticed Henry does not have a firm grasp on reality.

Henry wears a mask. He wears his boxers on the outside. Other than that I do not have an image of him in my head. Sorry.

I'm pretty sure, however, that he doesn't look like you.

3:58 pm  
Blogger corpus said...

Interesting. He should have HTA printed on the ass of his boxers.

Maybe he looks more like you? You seem to have that 'I'm a superhero' look.

4:29 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Possibly. I don't know. Maybe if I just keep saying I don't know long enough the question will answer itself.

5:23 pm  
Blogger Ms Bees Knees said...

Is Henry a homosexual? I often wonder this about ALL superheros due to their ambiguity. It's not *just* me. And if so, can I be his sidekick Hag? Because I love the gays.

5:29 am  
Blogger Ben said...

Yes well I've heard you have a thing for gay superheros.

well there was that time the Lady BeesKnees and her merrry goons shot him with their Fantabulous Gay Ray....

But in general let's just say that all will be revealed, or some will be revealed, or possibly all will be obscured, at the appropriate juncture.

6:55 am  

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