Wednesday, November 09, 2005

How to Read Henry

This post is always at the top of the page, due to an excellent idea I just had (ok stole from another blogger user). See, it's dated in the future. [UPDATE: no it isn't dated in the future, and no it doesn't stay at the top any more. I changed my mind.]

Anyway, Henry the Adequate is an ongoing story, so if you start with the latest post you'll be reading it in reverse. While I truly respect anyone who can read the whole of Henry in reverse, it is probably a better idea to read from the beginning. It may make more sense that way, although this is by no means certain.

The story begins in September of 2005. See the "Archives" section in the right hand column. Although, admittedly, much of the early stuff is crap, you should read it anyway. Much of the later stuff may also be crap, particularly if you're hung up on ideas like plot, characterization, theme, and competent writing. Otherwise, enjoy.

Henry did not write this.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd rather stick my head in a microwave.

7:14 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

How would you close the door?

7:17 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stagnation and Overfeeding
A couple of things that have become clear from following dozens of feeds: Most of the popular weblogs that everyone links to have been stagnant and complacent for a long time.
Just like so many Americans my friend loves the clubs and hip hop lyrics so he went ahead and built an awesome website about hip hop lyrics. When he's in high spirit he goes to the site and start reciting all his favorite hip hop lyrics. Says it's good for the heart. Guess what? I gave it a shot and it works great!

3:38 pm  
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3:38 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Re: Stagnation and Overfeeding.

You don't have to tell me. Hip Hop lyrics saved me life. I am a born-again hip hop lyricist.

Before hip hop my life was boring and meaningless. I even contemplated suicide. But now I have hip hop lyrics on my side and all I contemplate is FUCKING KILLING ARSEHOLES WHO PROPAGATE COMMENT SPAM.

3:49 pm  
Blogger Ben said...


Thanks for the link to the excellent hair loss site. I will be sure to stop by soon and spend bucket-loads of money... except that I am a computer nerd who has no use for hair since I live in a dank pit with about a hundred computers and exactly zero human contact.

Thank you for reminding me how FUCKED UP my life is.

Think I need some more Hip Hop Lyrics.

3:58 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Of course, I'm on Henry's latest adventure, but already know that this is going to be backwards all the way...and Ben although it looks problematic, I'm sure I'll eventually catch up.

2:40 am  
Blogger Ben said...

Several people have reported reading it backwards, and all I can say is your have my admiration and deepest sympathies.

6:50 am  
Blogger *~Deborah~* said...

lol, this is funny! I love people with imagination!! :)

6:08 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Thanks Deborah.

"I love people with imagination!!"

In that case I think you've come to the wrong place. :)

6:23 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Hang on Deb,
Think twice, read on and you'll never be the same. When I finish Ben I run to your blog for sanity!

Hi Ben :)

1:59 am  
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9:35 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

lol :)

9:47 pm  
Blogger Lorraine said...

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7:23 pm  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

my names henry. this is weird.

6:19 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should change your name.



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3:22 pm  

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