Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Henry Rides Again

My name is Henry the Adequate, and I am a superhero.

Today I helped an old lady, three school children, a postman, several watermelons, and George W Bush to cross the street. None of them were very happy about it, except for GWB - he completely failed to notice that anything had happened - but I am Henry the Adequate, dammit, and helping is what I do. Hell, since my recent brush with death I am the new, improved, more serious, less shit-taking, Henry the Adequate. I am determined to prevail in all things!

Today I also took an assertiveness training course. It was neat. Tomorrow I'm thinking about pottery. Or maybe origami.

8 Comments:

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Blogger Ben said...

My visitors (assuming I have any) may also enjoy seeing nasty SPAM MERCHANTS brutally tortured by GWB and his merry men. Which do you think is more likely?

7:17 pm  
Blogger corpus said...

Origami is great. My ex boyfriend tried to teach me it. Too complicated.

12:24 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Yes, well, my boyfriend tried to teach me origami too, but since I don't have opposable thumbs the task was doomed from day one. (oops, hope my wife doesn't read this)

ps thanks for stopping by.

1:12 pm  
Blogger Ms Bees Knees said...

so sweet of you to help GWB across the street. although honestly, it would have been far more beneficial to the world if you had let him get hit by a car. take note!

2:23 pm  
Blogger Ben said...

Ms Bees Knees. I think you're right, but am constrained by my own high moral standards from saying so. Instead I will let Henry say it:

"Actually I dragged GWB out into the middle of the street and left him there. All of the drivers immediately veered in his direction, causing a colossal pileup from which GWB wandered without a scratch but with a dazed look on his face and mumbling something about weapons of mass confusion."

2:56 pm  

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